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We have a collection of 2 Men quotes from Dave Barry

"Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically." (ID 44023)

"The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs." (ID 44542)

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